Day 160: The Man and the Christmas Carol of Chaos; ‘Folly’

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Fa la la la la, la la la la

Heed my call or you’ll be sorry

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Light the yule with the right apparel

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Nothing flames as fast as flannel

Fa la la la la, oh my god it’s hot!

Careful borrowing money for us

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Gift us now but pay back Borisbanner

Fa la la la la, I promise I’ll be good for it!

String the house lights in good measure

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Or you’ll be taken off in a stretcher

Fa la la la la, TIMMY I TOLD YOU TO HOLD THE LADDER!

Clean your chimney as the year passes

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Or you and Santa will get carbon monoxide gasses

Fa la la la la, I’m getting sleepy….

Survive for now with no limbs dismembered

Fa la la la la, la la la lastuck-pole

But don’t forget about next December!

Fa…la…la…la…laaa……la…la…la…FFUUUUUUUUU-!

Day 160

Man: 132 Loneliness: 28

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