They say that eyes are a window to the soul
But a window can be viewed from both sides
So what happens if you have resting bitch face?
My friends used to tell me I have serious resting bitch face. Or whatever the equivalent is for a guy. What message does that send to people? It can be useful at times but if I am unaware that I have it, I can’t use it to my advantage by being able to turn it on and off. How do you control something like that? Scotch tape on the edge of my eyes?
But I mean…Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza have great resting bitch faces. So I’m not entirely without some good company.
Or worse yet, I used to date a girl who said my default face was ‘constipated’.